Mr Van goes for a walk

Nordic Deep, or prejudices on a scale of Sweden

Ok, freediving trip to Sweden, so you kinda expect green above and below the surface



and about equal amounts of water on both sides





and perfect looking blonde people





but the strange thing is that -though we did have the type of sky you half expect Odin and Thor to appear in, throwing farming equipment at each other-



most of the time, the weather was actually lovely and we had skies that were postcard sweet



that's also the place where the competition boat moores



the other pier, near the camp site, had been roughed up a little by the elements



actually, they both had been



the little boat worked, though



and i worked as a safety diver, but completely fucked up as a competition diver



(announced dive: 50 no fins. Realized dive: 33, free immersion on the way back. No clue how to equalize. Photo by Maria Hovden)

the line was clean and straight



the competitors and safetydiver not always



Maria, Saint of Frisbees was with us



sending more than a few into fits of higher frisbewareness





even the bed got in on the action



but who needs beds?



i'm telling you, these Swedes get in some pretty cheeky situations



Weine even managed to catch the frisbee between his



Miha juggled



Peter tried



Ola became a Japanese sperm (with plans of world domination)



and i slept with Barbie



So even though it rained once



or twice



with other forms of splashing as well



and there were about a million and a half of these beautiful but mean fuckers



it was actually sunny most of the time



The people were sunny too -even the non-blondes





The kids were up to the usual



And while Sebastian proposed to Fanny with an oximeter, he was looking at me while doing so



Seb, by the way, doesn't quite live in the middle of nowhere -but you can see the road towards it from his house



Best parts, though, were the effervescent and horny Peter B



and of course the chicks





who knew sparrows had such cute butts?

the sexiest Rockstar of Sweden

This is my host, Peter Boivie; i am a lucky lucky girl

the happy hat ain't workin'