ok, so now that there's some distance between them freedivers and me -in some cases several thousand miles- i can finally reveal that when god created freedivers, she made them freaky
they bend in weird ways
they hang around in odd angles
get the most unlikely of tans
do strange puffing of the mouth
and, even freakier, it looks cute on some
which might have something to do with their baby-butt shaped tongue
that comes out regularly
though some attempts fail
and when nothing's coming out, they try to put stuff in
that, by the way, is not the freakiest thing about Christian -whose ears shine pink
Some of them take a little too much pleasure in trying to break shit
which makes others cry
Some look perpetually pissed off
and others ever-adorable
There's disturbing facial hair going on (mine, for example, and this one's)
and disturbing facial features (mine again, but also this one)
They find medical posters hilarious
but that might be due to the gasses they inhale
But freaky though our bunch is, the chicks rock
and some dudes are so hot, they fart sparks
Long live freediving freaks, i say -hope to see you again soon.
PS Jody Fisher reminded me of the following, and she has a good poin:
