freaky freedivers

ok, so now that there's some distance between them freedivers and me -in some cases several thousand miles- i can finally reveal that when god created freedivers, she made them freaky



they bend in weird ways



they hang around in odd angles



get the most unlikely of tans



do strange puffing of the mouth



and, even freakier, it looks cute on some



which might have something to do with their baby-butt shaped tongue



that comes out regularly



though some attempts fail



and when nothing's coming out, they try to put stuff in



that, by the way, is not the freakiest thing about Christian -whose ears shine pink



Some of them take a little too much pleasure in trying to break shit



which makes others cry



Some look perpetually pissed off



and others ever-adorable



There's disturbing facial hair going on (mine, for example, and this one's)



and disturbing facial features (mine again, but also this one)



They find medical posters hilarious



but that might be due to the gasses they inhale



But freaky though our bunch is, the chicks rock



and some dudes are so hot, they fart sparks



Long live freediving freaks, i say -hope to see you again soon.

PS Jody Fisher reminded me of the following, and she has a good poin: