it was another mad year
met some interesting smelling characters
saw some interesting things
and it turns out that god is indeed a DJ
and drives a fiat
but some of the land was designed by Miro
and some plants by Freud
this is how cherries ought to be eaten
though you can always complain about a lack of condiments
some pants are very boogie woogie
some are unforgivable
and that's not a snorkel in my pants -i'm just happy to see you
talking about pants, them Brits be well classy, innit?
especially when pole-dancing with a parasol
and the Frenchies do mysterious things with their thumbs to British women
the Dutchies don't need fingers for nose-picking
or suits for static
but they do appreciate the classic girl in dress
the Greeks have some deep glasses
their boats almost fly
it is a lot of work keeping Santorini white
and this happens when they fart:
which gets them in all sorts of Darwin Award-winning trouble
they have interesting ways of dealing with nature
though the Austrians of course take a different approach
goats like a day at the beach -provided there is some shade
cats can play peek-a-boo
dogs can conduct
so can my nephew
extensive investigations were done into the phenomenon of water
turns out it's extremely fun
you can jump around in it
and play hula hoop with buble rings
and pee in it, for yellow is as yellow does
which brings us to the unexpected melancholy of a solitary toilet roll
on a lighter note, there is such a thing as a convivial birdie, for all your action, music and penholder needs
and Bee Town has a new sheriff
What else was up in 2011?
well, this is where music comes from
and rain only adds to the rock'n'roll of it
the king is dead and the emperor is still looking for his balls
god might be in the details
but the devil is in my eyebrow
so grooming is extra important
streets can become pregnant
feeding babies do some existential things to you -which can't be good
but it's always good to curl up with a friend
and you can't have too many party horns
Have a wondrous 2012.
Dedicated to those who went around the corner in 2011
met some interesting smelling characters
saw some interesting things
and it turns out that god is indeed a DJ
and drives a fiat
but some of the land was designed by Miro
and some plants by Freud
this is how cherries ought to be eaten
though you can always complain about a lack of condiments
some pants are very boogie woogie
some are unforgivable
and that's not a snorkel in my pants -i'm just happy to see you
talking about pants, them Brits be well classy, innit?
especially when pole-dancing with a parasol
and the Frenchies do mysterious things with their thumbs to British women
the Dutchies don't need fingers for nose-picking
or suits for static
but they do appreciate the classic girl in dress
the Greeks have some deep glasses
their boats almost fly
it is a lot of work keeping Santorini white
and this happens when they fart:
which gets them in all sorts of Darwin Award-winning trouble
they have interesting ways of dealing with nature
though the Austrians of course take a different approach
goats like a day at the beach -provided there is some shade
cats can play peek-a-boo
dogs can conduct
so can my nephew
extensive investigations were done into the phenomenon of water
turns out it's extremely fun
you can jump around in it
and play hula hoop with buble rings
and pee in it, for yellow is as yellow does
which brings us to the unexpected melancholy of a solitary toilet roll
on a lighter note, there is such a thing as a convivial birdie, for all your action, music and penholder needs
and Bee Town has a new sheriff
What else was up in 2011?
well, this is where music comes from
and rain only adds to the rock'n'roll of it
the king is dead and the emperor is still looking for his balls
god might be in the details
but the devil is in my eyebrow
so grooming is extra important
streets can become pregnant
feeding babies do some existential things to you -which can't be good
but it's always good to curl up with a friend
and you can't have too many party horns
Have a wondrous 2012.
Dedicated to those who went around the corner in 2011
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