lessons learned in 2009

Stuff that i hope has made me one year wiser:

1: don't bend over in front of an archer:



2: freedivers cook differently:



which invariably leads to sex:



3: even the people you admire most suck sometimes:



4: details are fun:



5: it's good to have back-up:



6: some fairies are not to be messed with:



7: kids will fart -a lot- even when climbing on you:



and they WILL combine it with stepping into your crotch

8: two nectarines will fit quite comfortably:



9: time your ass-grabs wisely:



10: toiletpaper is not only good within the confines of the bathroom:




11: snow is cold -especially up your crack:



Happy new year, hope you have fun

(photo's by Rahel Zemoi, Karin Barten, Francine Kreiss, Chris Marshal, Peter Boivie and me)