Meet the ruler of the universe, Emperor Johnston
The reason you might not have heard of him before is that he was looking for his balls
then got distracted by the birdees
and eventually became part of the bench he was laying on
but he is the absolute chief of the galaxies, and all us mortals in it are alive merely because he benevolently tolerates our presence -remember that.
He never did manage to locate his balls, though
The reason you might not have heard of him before is that he was looking for his balls
then got distracted by the birdees
and eventually became part of the bench he was laying on
but he is the absolute chief of the galaxies, and all us mortals in it are alive merely because he benevolently tolerates our presence -remember that.
He never did manage to locate his balls, though
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