Sunday, April 10, 2011

his royal highness, Emperor Johnston

Meet the ruler of the universe, Emperor Johnston

emperor johnston

The reason you might not have heard of him before is that he was looking for his balls

johnston checking his balls

then got distracted by the birdees

johnston checking out birds

and eventually became part of the bench he was laying on

johnston on bench

but he is the absolute chief of the galaxies, and all us mortals in it are alive merely because he benevolently tolerates our presence -remember that.

He never did manage to locate his balls, though

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