gossip from Dahab

Because i'm a pro, i can't reveal my sources



but some juicy stories came to the surface



the persistent story that fresh new world record holder Annelie Pompe and Halle Berry's stunt double Hanli Prinsloo are actually becoming one person -Hannelie Pomploo- was affirmed once again



Linda can actually smile



but it physically hurts her and she needs her middle finger to hold up the corners of her unwilling mouth



her male pet, Jacques, has taken over this habbit of flippin' the world



but the most shocking story about Linda is about her dog, Lua Flexi. It turns out that this seemingly fearless defender of the Freedive Dahab shop and fellow extreme adventurer to Paganelli is, in fact, afraid of water!!!



Now if this isn't mind-blowing enough, the truely spectacular part is Linda's reaction to her canine representation of self's ironic phobia



She doesn't give Lua any shit about it! She's downright sympathetic! Could it be she actually has -i almost daren't say it- a... heart? Very disturbing, that.

Also disturbing: Chris Marshall's continuous eating



and perhaps even more so, you wouldn't believe what i'm doing to Hanli here



and ultimately disturbing, this one enjoys statics



athletes' preparations for statics, by the way, can be classified into three categories



but we all know the real athletes are the safety guys



By the way, Arjen and Adrian insist that, despite sleeping together, they're not a couple. Or at least, Adrian insists.