Friday, June 29, 2012

Cretan craniums

the main challenge in Crete wasn't so much keeping people safe while freediving, it was to take a good, non-ridiculous portrait of Greg Borel. I failed spectacularly

le borel fantastique

though not by lack of trying


hitching a ride there is Remy, who looks like a movie star and is therefor quite easy to take sexy pictures of

remy moviestar

though his movements can be erratic

remy and bigass boats 2

and nobody looks good with water distortion -unless you're distorted already

remy reads apnea

but i do like to think i captured the dome-like essence of the beauty that is international god of song  Peter Boivie's head

st peter's dome

and Stavie's inner (and now outer) cookie monster

stav cookie monster

talking about cookies, the Brotherhood of the Spaghetti is much in favor of them

the cookie eaters

but who knew that Guillaume was actually Jim Carrey?

guillaume ventura pet detective

and who knew you could resuscitate a sock?

gary resuscitates sock

or at least try -apparently, it's not pleasant

gary and sock

Heimlich maneuver can be pleasant, depending on your position

with gary

Jean Paul was getting into potentially wet positions

jean paul exploding wave 2

and our favorite horny monkey Giannis into any position he could -though he seems to have gone from favoring sticking his peepee into, well, anything, to getting his nose into dangerous situations

giannis about to get his nose chopped off

and his tongue into inexplicable places

giannis licked something

the greeks are like that, evidenced by this statue of a butt sniffer

statue of butt sniffing

whereas the brits are happy to be anywhere where it doesn't rain

spacks on the beach

doesn't matter if there are pirates there or not

bikini pirates of the mediterranean

so when it came to taking Greg's portrait, i was more Clark Kent than Superman

clark kent

but i did manage to get one portrait that i liked, of the local Diogenes, who took care of all the strays in the town


so only one good, non-ridiculous portrait: that's not a very big number. Here's what Pana thinks about size

pana and carrot

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