Cretan craniums

the main challenge in Crete wasn't so much keeping people safe while freediving, it was to take a good, non-ridiculous portrait of Greg Borel. I failed spectacularly



though not by lack of trying



hitching a ride there is Remy, who looks like a movie star and is therefor quite easy to take sexy pictures of



though his movements can be erratic



and nobody looks good with water distortion -unless you're distorted already



but i do like to think i captured the dome-like essence of the beauty that is international god of song  Peter Boivie's head



and Stavie's inner (and now outer) cookie monster



talking about cookies, the Brotherhood of the Spaghetti is much in favor of them



but who knew that Guillaume was actually Jim Carrey?



and who knew you could resuscitate a sock?



or at least try -apparently, it's not pleasant



Heimlich maneuver can be pleasant, depending on your position



Jean Paul was getting into potentially wet positions



and our favorite horny monkey Giannis into any position he could -though he seems to have gone from favoring sticking his peepee into, well, anything, to getting his nose into dangerous situations



and his tongue into inexplicable places



the greeks are like that, evidenced by this statue of a butt sniffer



whereas the brits are happy to be anywhere where it doesn't rain



doesn't matter if there are pirates there or not



so when it came to taking Greg's portrait, i was more Clark Kent than Superman



but i did manage to get one portrait that i liked, of the local Diogenes, who took care of all the strays in the town



so only one good, non-ridiculous portrait: that's not a very big number. Here's what Pana thinks about size